- Yay, I have dysteria.
- Yay, the milks gone sour.
- Yay, I forgot to DVR Greys Anatomy.
- Yay, my brother just eloped with my girlfriend.
- Yay. that rhinoceros just damaged my car.
- Yay, I put someone else’s name on my perfect score ACT test.
- Yay, I burnt the pizza.
- Yay, I missed.
- Yay, my pants ripped.
- Yay, the leprechaun escaped.
- Yay, I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet.
- Yay, I left a no hitter in the first inning.
- Yay, I ate a salad.
- Yay, I ate two salads.
- Yay, I get to get more shots.
- Yay, this bedroom is covered in pictures of Edward Cullen.
- Yay, I get to work on Christmas.
- Yay, my flight was delayed two more hours.
- Yay, more bills.
- Yay, the global economy has taken another turn for the worst based upon risky investment practices.
- Yay, I slipped on the ice.
- Yay, someone stole my hubcaps.
- Yay, we get to watch the Notebook again tonight.
- Yay, my socks are wet.
- Yay, traffic on my commute.
- Yay, my hard drive just corrupted.
- Yay, my stalker ex girlfriend just escaped prison.
- Yay, my oxen just died on Oregon Trails.
- Yay, I get to go to the dentist and they are out of stickers.
- Yay, pretty sure I just accidentally joined a cult.
- Yay, someone ate my leftover Stromboli.
- Yay, another term paper.
- Yay, I’m allergic to cheese.
- Yay, a bee sting.
- Yay, another chain email that makes me fall asleep looking over my shoulder to see if a mutant clown is going to hunt me down since I didn’t forward the email out to 14 of my friends.
- Yay, my sink is overflowing.
- Yay, I stubbed my toe.
- Yay, someone drew on my face.
- Yay, I’m out of toilet paper.
- Yay, there is a line for the bathroom.
- Yay, this restaurant only serves Vio.
- Yay, Joan Cusack is in this.
- Yay, they are splitting the last chapter of Twilight into three more feature length films… in 3D.
- Yay, they wrote this note in glitter.
- Yay, they used salt instead of sugar.
- Yay, bear tracks.
- Yay, this house doesn’t have any secret passageways.
- Yay, laser tag is banned in this state.
- Yay, they are having a two for one special on plungers.
- Yay, it’s the first Monday of the year.
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